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The Magic Cloak 2 – Backyard Brawl

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Well, theres not really a backyard brawl in this one (spoiler alert)

anyhow, out now! to Comic Tier subscribers

Calm down Betty, you don’t want to give yourself a stroke.
A stroke? Listen Nancy, I may be an old woman now, but back in the day I was one of the sexiest strippers in the city. Look at me, I’m still in better shape than most women half my age!
Of course, all I’m saying is that a woman your age should…
Don’t go trying to change the subject fatty! Now then, are you going to stop throwing garbage in my yard or…
I keep telling you it’s not me doing it. It’s probably some kids that…
Bullshit! I know it’s you and when I catch you…
Betty! Watch your mouth, some kids might hear…
Oh please, the little bastards say a lot worse these days!
Anyway, as much as I’d love to climb over this fence and straighten you out, I’m feeling a little tired. I’m going to go take a nap.
That’s a good idea, I might just do that myself.
Poor Betty, I wonder what turned her into such a bitter woman?
Maybe she just… Hey what’s that?
Is that a bird? A plane? No wait, I think it’s…
A cloak.
I was right, it is a cloak.
Must have fallen off one of those superheroes I keep seeing on television.
Time for a little revenge. Let’s see how Nancy likes it when I dump garbage in her yard.
Uh-oh, sounds like she’s still outside.
I always wondered what it must be like to be one of those superheroes.
I don’t suppose the owner would mind if I tried it on for fun.
Ha! I bet I look really silly wearing this.
Oh my… What’s happened to me? I feel so… powerful!
Hmmm, I wonder if…
Oh!
Amazing!
It’s as easy as tying a string!
I’ve become a super woman!
No wait… a superhero!
Ohh! My head… someone’s… in trouble…
I’m not sure how I know, but I can sense I need to go this way!
The fuck…
Stop stalling bitch! Give me your money or I’ll shoot! This is your last warning!
Please… I don’t have any money! I left it all at home… I was just taking a walk!
Fucking Liar! I warned you!
AAIIIEEEEHHHHH!!
Looks like I made it just in time!
Whaaa…!?!
What the fuck?!?
Someone needs to teach you a lesson…
Who the fuck are you supposed to… HEY LET GO OF…
First, you need to step back and…
Oh dear! I didn’t mean to…
Oh thank you! He was going to kill me!
Are you ok, Miss… ?
Oh just call me Lucy and yes I’m fine, thanks to you um… I’m sorry I don’t know which superhero you are. What’s your name?
My name? It’s uh… not important. I… um…
I have to leave! BYE!
BYE! THANKS AGAIN!
A little later…
THAT WAS SO… T WAS SO… EXCITING! EXCITING! I can’t believe I got shot! It’s a good thing the bullet just bounced off.
I hope I didn’t hurt that man too badly… I barely touched him and he went flying backwards.
It’s just that I’m so strong now I…
Uh-oh. What if I’m stuck like this? I’ll break everything I touch!
Maybe I can change back. Let’s see, putting on the cloak made me this way… so if I take it off…
IT WORKED! I’m ME again.
BETTY! Where did you come…
You moron, why would you ever change back?!? Give me that!
Betty, stop! You don’t know what you’re doing!
I know exactly what I’m doing! Now let go before…
OH NO!
Look at what you did!
You ruined everything!
Betty… wait! Please… let’s talk…
To be continued…
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