Superior – Part 2

Be sure to check out part 1, if you haven’t seen it already!

I HAVE TO GET FREE!!

RAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

HAHA!

Did I stop it in time?

Incredible! I instinctively know how to use the powers I’ve unlocked.

Whoa! I can’t do that!

Of course not. I only targeted a few of your dormant genetic markers as a proof of concept.

WHAT THE…?!? Did you just teleport over…

I on the other hand

have reached the full potential of the human species. You have once again aided me in becoming superior to all others.

THANKS LOSER!

One week later…

Excellent, this super material I created is almost as indestructible as I am.

Of course the real test should come tomorrow.

These fools have served their purpose. Time to end this.

I have several projects back at my lab that need my attention.

That will do. Undoubtedly I’ll be contacted later today to arrange a ‘meeting’.

The next day…

The meeting place is an old nuclear testing ground and no one is here…

I am truly insulted that they think they are fooling me.

Hmmm, I wonder if masturbating during this would add to or detract from the experience?

Well, I see the missile is almost here, perhaps another time then.

WELL?! Give me a report! It worked?! There’s no sign of her!?

Whew! I’m glad you talked me into this General.

I’ll accept your surrender now.

Six months later…

You summoned me.

Yes. By the way, do you like the super suit I made for you?

It’s fine.

Well then, allow me to explain why you are here.

Whatever.

My rule of the planet is going well, though I am unsatisfied with the speed at which things are progressing.

I am the most powerful being to ever exist and yet even I still have some limits.

I intend to remedy that. With great effort I have figured out the very nature of reality itself and I have…

Created something that will turn you into a god but it could be dangerous so you want to test it on me first.

What do you need me to do?

Just stand on this platform.

I must say I’m really enjoying this compliant attitude you’ve taken.

I just don’t see the point in resisting any more.

HAHAHA!

I can do anything!

Reality itself is now my bitch!

And I’m in a bitch slapping mood!

This time I win! There is no way you can stop me.

I AM ALL POWERFUL!!

WHAT?!? I… I can’t move! HOW?!?! HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS?!? I’m the supreme being of the Universe!

It’s simple really. I am superior to you. Or at least I will be in a moment.

Once I become one with reality I will use my omnipotence to make myself beyond omnipotent.

Then I will just stop you from stopping me in this present moment.

Beyond omnipotent? That doesn’t even make sense! Besides, you haven’t even used the platform yet! How can you…?!?!?!

Your pathetic understanding of omnipotence and time are almost depressing.

NOOOOOOO!!!!! NOT AGAIN!

I’m gonna make myself so powerful that even what you have become will be nothing to me!

HAHAHAHAHA! THERE IS NO WAY TO EVEN DESCRIBE HOW POWERFUL I AM NOW!

Kneel! Kneel before power incarnate! Worship me and I may let you die quickly!

Really? How about a little gratitude?

I have repeatedly transformed you into the second greatest being on the planet… the universe even…

…and what do I get for it? Endless threats. Well my patience is at an end.

Your assistance is no longer required, so let me just say once more…

THANKS LOSER!

HAHAHA! Is that the best you can do!?!

Wait, what’s happening?!?

NO! I won’t let this happen!

I can’t stop it!!!

So that’s what happens when someone is punched out of existence.

Honestly it’s a little anticlimactic but I suppose it’s a fitting end to that loser.

NOW TO DESTROY THIS UNIVERSE AND CREATE A NEW ONE THAT IS… SUPERIOR!

Be sure to check out part 1, if you haven’t seen it already!

I HAVE TO GET FREE!!

RAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

HAHA!

Did I stop it in time?

Incredible! I instinctively know how to use the powers I’ve unlocked.

Whoa! I can’t do that!

Of course not. I only targeted a few of your dormant genetic markers as a proof of concept.

WHAT THE…?!? Did you just teleport over…

I on the other hand

have reached the full potential of the human species. You have once again aided me in becoming superior to all others.

THANKS LOSER!

One week later…

Excellent, this super material I created is almost as indestructible as I am.

Of course the real test should come tomorrow.

These fools have served their purpose. Time to end this.

I have several projects back at my lab that need my attention.

That will do. Undoubtedly I’ll be contacted later today to arrange a ‘meeting’.

The next day…

The meeting place is an old nuclear testing ground and no one is here…

I am truly insulted that they think they are fooling me.

Hmmm, I wonder if masturbating during this would add to or detract from the experience?

Well, I see the missile is almost here, perhaps another time then.

WELL?! Give me a report! It worked?! There’s no sign of her!?

Whew! I’m glad you talked me into this General.

I’ll accept your surrender now.

Six months later…

You summoned me.

Yes. By the way, do you like the super suit I made for you?

It’s fine.

Well then, allow me to explain why you are here.

Whatever.

My rule of the planet is going well, though I am unsatisfied with the speed at which things are progressing.

I am the most powerful being to ever exist and yet even I still have some limits.

I intend to remedy that. With great effort I have figured out the very nature of reality itself and I have…

Created something that will turn you into a god but it could be dangerous so you want to test it on me first.

What do you need me to do?

Just stand on this platform.

I must say I’m really enjoying this compliant attitude you’ve taken.

I just don’t see the point in resisting any more.

HAHAHA!

I can do anything!

Reality itself is now my bitch!

And I’m in a bitch slapping mood!

This time I win! There is no way you can stop me.

I AM ALL POWERFUL!!

WHAT?!? I… I can’t move! HOW?!?! HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS?!? I’m the supreme being of the Universe!

It’s simple really. I am superior to you. Or at least I will be in a moment.

Once I become one with reality I will use my omnipotence to make myself beyond omnipotent.

Then I will just stop you from stopping me in this present moment.

Beyond omnipotent? That doesn’t even make sense! Besides, you haven’t even used the platform yet! How can you…?!?!?!

Your pathetic understanding of omnipotence and time are almost depressing.

NOOOOOOO!!!!! NOT AGAIN!

I’m gonna make myself so powerful that even what you have become will be nothing to me!

HAHAHAHAHA! THERE IS NO WAY TO EVEN DESCRIBE HOW POWERFUL I AM NOW!

Kneel! Kneel before power incarnate! Worship me and I may let you die quickly!

Really? How about a little gratitude?

I have repeatedly transformed you into the second greatest being on the planet… the universe even...

...and what do I get for it? Endless threats. Well my patience is at an end.

Your assistance is no longer required, so let me just say once more…

THANKS LOSER!

HAHAHA! Is that the best you can do!?!

Wait, what’s happening?!?

NO! I won’t let this happen!

I can’t stop it!!!

So that’s what happens when someone is punched out of existence.

Honestly it’s a little anticlimactic but I suppose it’s a fitting end to that loser.

NOW TO DESTROY THIS UNIVERSE AND CREATE A NEW ONE THAT IS… SUPERIOR!